| mmmm... i just took part in a pie eating contest. pies weren't that great, but now i can say i've been in an eating contest
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| http://www.typingtest.com/
Eh, I'm losing my touch. I can manage around 105-110 WPM, but one of my friends managed to beat me on a NETBOOK, typing 119 WPM. ARGH must practice
Edit:
NICE i just got 120 WPM
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| Apparently there's a person of Finnish descent (first European-Japanese) in the Japanese Diet.
http://homepage2.nifty.com/yugatsuru/ |
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| 25! I will be 25 years old in a few hours. To put this in perspective, let me compile a list of things I could buy if I had a penny for every year I've been alive.
Safeway select Jell-o (when it's on sale)
A microwavable burrito
A jawbreaker
Bubblegum
What else could I buy?
25 cents!! A whole quarter! A whole quarter!
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| Remember those songs we used to sing in elementary school? Thinking back, some of them were pretty damn morbid--
To the tune of "Alouette":
Concentration, retardation
Concentration, the game I like to play
First you take a rubber hose
Then you stick it up your nose
Turn it on, then you're gone
Oh, oh, oh oh...
Concentration, retardation
Concentration, the game I like to play
First you take a pillow case
Then you shove it in your face
Go to bed, then you're dead
Oh, oh, oh, oh...
Concentration, retardation
Concentration, the game I like to play
First you take a hard grenade
Put it in your lemonade
Drink it fast, what a blast,
Oh, oh, oh, oh....
Or this one
On top of old Smokey, all covered with blood
I shot my poor teacher, with a .44 slug
I shot her with pleasure, I shot with her pride
I couldn't have missed her, she's 50 feet wide
I went to the graveyard, I went to her grave
Everybody threw flowers, I threw a grenade
I blew up the city, I blew up the town
I blew up my poor teacher, right out of the ground.
I remember singing these around 2nd-3rd grade back in the early 90s. Anyone remember any other songs we used to sing?
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